Tired of looking your age? Then stop acting your age. Doing so, will help you look and feel 10 years younger. Well, maybe not. But the following five tips might do the trick.
Have an affair. That’s right, sneak around and get down and dirty in a skeezy hotel or on your desk at work or in the backseat of your car after a tough workout …. with baby.
Turn up the burn. Forget dieting and high-intensity exercise. Instead, have high-intensity, reckless sex with baby and you’ll be en route to six pack abs in no time.
Stop the shrinkage. Most everyone would love a few more inches. If that’s you, you can appear taller just by standing straighter with shoulders pulled back, belly button in and chest pushed out.
Satisfy cravings. In your bed with baby it’s okay to indulge in salty, sweet or crunchy kinds of love.
Embrace quitting. Yup, when things get tough, mundane, excessively boring or ridiculously hard just quit. It can be good for you! So, what shouldn’t you quit? Your marriage.